I'm Just a Fuckin Kid

So I just got back from jail. I was there for two days. Shit was pretty sweet, nope, shit was fucking real. Tweakers withdrawing from heroin, schizophrenic bums, four concrete walls, and no idea what the fuck was going on. Tazers pushed up against my dome piece for some bullshit I didn't do. Man I love cops almost as much as I love my life. If I am falsely accused you can fuckin bet I will resist arrest until the cuffs click.